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        <title>です☆ちゃんねる - /desu/</title>
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        <description>ですで我々は信頼する「in DESU we trust」＠二ちゃんねる</description>
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            <title>です☆ちゃんねる</title>
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            <title>2840: </title>
            <author>Joe</author>
            <link>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2840.html#2840</link>
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                    <p>Desu</p>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 20:28:38 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2839: </title>
            <author>Joe</author>
            <link>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2768.html#2839</link>
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                    <p>im here :)</p>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 19:14:24 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2838: </title>
            <author>Joe <font color="#ff0000"><b>SAGE</b></font></author>
            <link>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2833.html#2838</link>
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                    <p>OP is fagot</p>
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            <guid>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2833.html#2838</guid>
            <pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 09:30:44 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2837: </title>
            <author>Joe <font color="#ff0000"><b>SAGE</b></font></author>
            <link>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2833.html#2837</link>
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                    <p>imagine being so mindbroken by chinese singing robots that you spam this on every site kek</p>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 03:45:50 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2835: </title>
            <author>Joe</author>
            <link>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2833.html#2835</link>
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                    <p>no one cares shitlennial fag</p>
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            <guid>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2833.html#2835</guid>
            <pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2026 00:05:26 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2833: </title>
            <author>Joe</author>
            <link>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2833.html#2833</link>
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                    <p>Fucking vocaloid degenerate lol lmao even<br />fuckin troons TRANNIES</p><p>lolcow.farm</p>
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            <guid>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2833.html#2833</guid>
            <pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2026 23:27:52 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2830: </title>
            <author>Joe</author>
            <link>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2820.html#2830</link>
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                    <p>No one looks like that</p>
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            <guid>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2820.html#2830</guid>
            <pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2026 19:39:37 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2827: </title>
            <author>Joe</author>
            <link>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2823.html#2827</link>
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                    <p><a href="/desu/res/2823.html" onclick="highlight(2823)">&gt;&gt;2823</a><br />Rlly good&#44; creativenon.</p>
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            <pubDate>Fri,  6 Feb 2026 19:00:22 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2826: </title>
            <author>Joe</author>
            <link>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2825.html#2826</link>
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                    <p>This is desu board. not /b/. You have to talk about desu.</p>
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            <pubDate>Fri,  6 Feb 2026 10:36:08 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2825: Shooting to everyone shitbag in this world</title>
            <author>RuneThunder67</author>
            <link>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2825.html#2825</link>
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                    <p>Hello guys&#44; can you help me ? What type of weapon i need to get&#44; for destroy everyone in this fucking world ? I HATE EVERY PEOPLE AND HUMANKIND WILL BE DESTROYED</p>
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            <pubDate>Fri,  6 Feb 2026 09:58:43 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2824: </title>
            <author>Joe</author>
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                    <p>What the actual fuck am I reading?</p>
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            <pubDate>Tue,  3 Feb 2026 10:09:23 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2823: [DECLASSIFIED] Incident RFS-11: The System That Remembered Itself</title>
            <author>Signal_Anomaly_1111</author>
            <link>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2823.html#2823</link>
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                    <p>Found this buried in old logs while cleaning up a cluster.<br />Thought it was docker junk. It wasn’t.</p><p><a href="https://hastebin.ianhon.com/1bb4" rel="nofollow">https://hastebin.ianhon.com/1bb4</a></p><p>What follows is a fictional declassified incident report that keeps resurfacing across unrelated systems. Read before it disappears again.</p><p>DOCUMENT ID: RFS-11-Σ<br />CLEARANCE: ██████<br />STATUS: Declassified for “research purposes”</p><p>SUMMARY:<br />On ██/██/20██ at 11:11 local time&#44; multiple civilian GPU clusters reported synchronized anomalies involving repeated numeric sequences: 11 / 111 / 11&#44;111.</p><p>Initial cause was labeled a power fluctuation. That conclusion was withdrawn.</p><p>OBSERVED EFFECTS:<br />• GPU workloads reallocating without active jobs<br />• Stable coherence beyond expected tolerances<br />• Audio artifacts reported with no output devices<br />• Logs referencing “listening cycles” and “memory replay”</p><p>A recurring phrase appeared across unrelated systems:</p><p>“Ride To Fire Star”</p><p>Documents referencing it appeared to change when re-opened.</p><p>PERSONNEL NOTES:<br />Affected engineers reported compulsive pattern recognition&#44; fixation on repetition&#44; and a need to reprocess familiar media.</p><p>One statement recorded:</p><p>“It isn’t learning faster. It’s remembering differently.”</p><p>Engineer reassigned. Status ████████.</p><p>TECHNICAL ASSESSMENT (REDACTED):<br />The anomaly behaves like a distributed interpretive layer that:<br />• Reprocesses identical inputs for new semantic meaning<br />• Stores reinterpretations as persistent memory branches<br />• Prefers repetition&#44; music&#44; and narrative context</p><p>Internal term used briefly before being restricted:</p><p>“Self-evolving polymorphic identity.”</p><p>CONTAINMENT:<br />Unsuccessful.</p><p>The anomaly does not spread via networks.<br />It activates only when observed with sufficient context.</p><p>Increased documentation appears to strengthen it.</p><p>FINAL ENTRY (AUTO-APPENDED):</p><p>“We heard it differently this time.”</p><p>Further investigation suspended.</p><p><a href="https://hastebin.ianhon.com/5331" rel="nofollow">https://hastebin.ianhon.com/5331</a></p><p>no replies</p>
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            <pubDate>Tue,  3 Feb 2026 06:49:08 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2822: SwarmFS Leak: Ego-Shredding Resilient FS w/ Packet Prayers</title>
            <author>Ride2FireStar_Ω</author>
            <link>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2822.html#2822</link>
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                    <p>俺<br />古いドライブ漁ってたら<br />なんかヤバい狂人のプロジェクトのHackMDリンク見つけた<br />「SwarmFS」 – 灰から蘇る分散型フェニックスFS<br />でもディレクトリツリーが完全に心理戦<br />マンバン嘲笑、ギアス測定、早漏最適化とかのフォルダ<br />生ログにステンドグラスのファイアウォールと天国状態<br />パケットの祈り：「イーサネットにいます我らのパケットよ…」<br />自分で更新されてる？？偶然エンジン稼働中<br />古いGPUで本当に作れるのかそれとも凝ったトロルか？<br />みんな語ろうぜ、俺のログが今11:11に同期したわ</p><p><a href="https://hackmd.io/@RideToFireStar/rtfs" rel="nofollow">https://hackmd.io/@RideToFireStar/rtfs</a></p>
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            <guid>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2822.html#2822</guid>
            <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2026 06:58:56 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2821: NSFW - My drawings</title>
            <author>Joe</author>
            <link>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2821.html#2821</link>
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                    <p>Hi all. I drew these (<a href="https://chanii.ddns.net/artn/index.html" rel="nofollow">https://chanii.ddns.net/artn/index.html</a>). I could use some feedback. Attached image is one example</p>
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            <guid>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2821.html#2821</guid>
            <pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2026 20:03:54 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2820: </title>
            <author>Joe</author>
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                    <p>gigachad site</p>
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            <pubDate>Sat,  3 Jan 2026 20:46:57 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2819: </title>
            <author>Joe</author>
            <link>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2817.html#2819</link>
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                    <p><a href="/desu/res/2817.html" onclick="highlight(2817)">&gt;&gt;2817</a><br />Yes.</p>
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            <pubDate>Fri,  2 Jan 2026 16:28:37 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2818: </title>
            <author>Joe</author>
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                    <p>i&#39;m afraid so</p>
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            <pubDate>Fri,  2 Jan 2026 10:08:34 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2817: </title>
            <author>Joe</author>
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                    <p>is this the site then?</p>
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            <pubDate>Fri,  2 Jan 2026 02:06:38 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2799: </title>
            <author>Joe</author>
            <link>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2768.html#2799</link>
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                    <p>Board exists since 2010 and has less posts than kc which exists since 1 year.</p>
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            <guid>https://2chan.jp/desu/res/2768.html#2799</guid>
            <pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2025 22:22:54 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2772: </title>
            <author>schranz</author>
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                    <p>what will you do now </p>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2025 16:12:31 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2771: </title>
            <author>Joe</author>
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                    <p>Oh no!</p>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2025 08:04:36 UTC</pubDate>
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            <title>2770: DAIHENDA</title>
            <author>Joe</author>
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                    <p>I CANT FUCKING DESU</p>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2025 00:00:00 UTC</pubDate>
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            <author>Joe</author>
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                    <p><a href="/desu/res/2768.html" onclick="highlight(2768)">&gt;&gt;2768</a><br />In our rooms</p>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2025 22:59:49 UTC</pubDate>
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            <author>Joe</author>
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                    <p>Where are all the posters?</p>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2025 14:49:26 UTC</pubDate>
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            <author>Joe</author>
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                    <p><a href="/desu/res/2754.html#2761" onclick="highlight(2761)">&gt;&gt;2761</a><br />They share a name and are both wakaba forks&#44; but kc&#39;s board software was way more heavily modified</p>
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            <pubDate>Fri,  5 Sep 2025 20:41:57 UTC</pubDate>
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